Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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