I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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