JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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