please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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