In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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