craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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