so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
