i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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