Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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