Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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