the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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