Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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