True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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