i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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