I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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