if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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