Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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