More tranny stories later!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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