he was CRYING into my vagina
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have fence marks all over my body
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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