Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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