One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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