she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Randomize
