We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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