I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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