I wish I could teleport
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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