you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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