I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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