You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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