Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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