So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
All the doctor said was why
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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