Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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