You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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