i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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