no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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