Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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