quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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