Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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