Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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