Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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