A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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