Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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