69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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