whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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