She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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