piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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