That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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