Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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