Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Never underestimate the power of titties
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
