You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
