once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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