Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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